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Cinephobe

Count The Dings

Tv & Film, Film Reviews, Comedy

4.9 • 6.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2026

⏱️ 45 minutes

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0:00.0	Are you tired of the mainstream media's coverage of the NBA?
0:03.4	You ever wonder about what they're hiding?
0:05.2	The stories that don't fit the agenda.
0:07.0	Do you want the truth? Do you think you can handle it?
0:09.6	Welcome to Basketball Illuminati.
0:12.4	I'm Tom Haberstroo.
0:13.7	And I'm Amino Hassan.
0:14.9	With over two decades of experience navigating the shadowy depths of the NBA.
0:19.2	We'll peel back the curtain and show you how the hidden cabal really operates.
0:23.9	Are you ready to be enlightened?
0:25.6	Basketball Illuminati podcast.
0:27.5	Join the Illumination and keep your third eye open.
0:31.8	Habachi.
0:32.6	Yep, Dick.
0:33.6	It's so much Habachi the other night.
0:34.9	I can still feel it.
0:37.0	I went to the original Benihana.
0:39.6	Everywhere in my body.
0:41.5	Feel it in my fingers.
0:43.4	Sodium.
0:44.3	Beyond.
0:45.6	It still has an all pass through me.
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