Top 10 Things Conservatives Think Make You Gay

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🗓️ 22 May 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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On this episode of the God Pod: Mary Mags joins God to discuss the ‘Top Ten Things Conservatives Think Make You Gay (But Actually Don’t.’) On ‘World News,’ Latinos realize Republican states aren’t Good Samaritans, out of state ID’s for immigrants not accepted in Florida and Texas, truckers strike against Ron DeSantis, Florida teacher policed for playing Disney movie with gay character, Disney pulls 1 billion Florida plug, Joe Biden is up 7 points, more indictments for Trump equals huge boost for Dems, Dianne Feinstein getting ‘Weekend At Bernie’s,’ and hypocrite Lauren Boebert stops ‘chasing Jesus’ to save her marriage. On ‘Heaven News,’ Divine Drag Squad unites, Trump poops himself, and big boy season. On ‘Ask God,’ you’ll discover if God cried when dinosaurs died, what the plumbing situation in heaven is like, who are the brides of Christ, and if cereal is soup. Don’t miss God’s New Commandment! The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.2	Today on the guide pod
0:12.6	There's nothing more gay than having sex with women, guys
0:15.9	And if this is how far they've gone, trying to find new things to add to the list
0:19.6	Well, they're a men who are really like
0:21.8	Disgusted by the giants
0:23.6	Wish was just a fucking
0:24.8	Weird thing to me
0:25.7	Like, it's just a body part
0:27.1	You gotta jump in there, in my life
0:30.0	Oh, Mary, you're gonna make me cry.
0:37.0	I can be my only hero, baby.
0:41.0	Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
0:44.0	And then the hero comes along with the strength, carry on.
0:50.0	Oh, Mary, you're gonna make me cry.
0:57.0	Mary, you're gonna make me cry.
1:02.0	Ladies and gentlemen, believers and skeptics, welcome to the ethereal realm of the Godpop,
1:09.0	where we venture into the realms of faith, philosophy, and everything in between.
1:14.0	In this cosmic sanctuary of conversation, we explore the profound and ponder the mysteries
1:21.0	that have captivated humankind since time immemorial, whether you're a devoted worshiper,
1:27.0	an inquisitive seeker, or a curious soul with more questions than answers,
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1:34.0	So, fasten your celestial seatbelts, open your minds, and prepare for an enlightening journey
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