Top 10 Loser Lines Of 2024

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2024

⏱️ 17 minutes

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We've collected the BEST of the WORST of the Loser Line Voicemails from this year and we're counting them down in the podcast!

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0:00.0	Once upon a time, Amazon Music met audiobooks and listeners everywhere rejoiced.
0:05.8	Oh yeah.
0:06.6	Because now they could listen to one audiobook title a month from an enormous library of popular audiobook titles, including romanticity,
0:15.3	autobiographies, true crime, and more.
0:19.3	Suddenly listeners didn't mind sitting in traffic or even missing their flight.
0:23.4	Amazon Music Unlimited now includes Audible.
0:25.8	No way.
0:26.4	Download the Amazon Music app now to start listening.
0:29.2	Terms apply.
0:30.8	Can we all agree?
0:32.5	Talking is dumb and outdated.
0:34.7	Oh, God, we do it so much.
0:36.7	It's broken Jeffrey in the morning.
0:38.3	I mean, why speak when you can just text or DM or tweet your thoughts at people?
0:45.0	I've been trying to get our show into text form for years.
0:49.2	Just text all our listeners the entire script of the show.
0:52.5	That's boring, guys.
0:53.9	Despite all these advances, for some reason, voicemail still exists.
0:59.0	Yay!
1:00.0	Most people born after 2002 have no idea how to leave a normal sounding voice message.
1:06.0	And while that is kind of sad for humanity, it is kind of great for our show.
1:11.0	Yes, it is.
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