Hey, it's Alec Baldwin. This past season on my podcast, here's the thing. I spoke with

more actors, musicians, policymakers, and so many other fascinating people, like actress

and director Cheryl Hines. They were looking for an unknown actress. To play Larry David's

wife, I said, well, how old is that guy? Isn't he old?

Listen to the new season of Here's the Thing on the iHeart Radio app Apple podcasts,

or wherever you get your podcasts. It always happens right around the holidays. We start

to see him pop up into the year lists. Oh, yeah. All over the place we are.

Oh, yeah. There's Google's year in review. Oprah's favorite things. Kanye's rich folks who

really don't deserve to be as famous as he is. Look out to me, the shallower. I think

you're at the top of the list this year. But even Spotify comes out with like what you

listen to. Oh, yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. And somehow Timothy

shall amaze on that one. It's his year, man. The one that we look forward to the most, though,

is our annual countdown of the top loser-lying voicemails that we received over the past year.

I mean, it's crazy how many messages we get on our answering machine every single week ranging

from the funny to the weird ones, just the random guy singing in an airport portapoddie or something

like that. And those are my favorite. The best way to honor them, though, is to replay the absolute

funniest, most embarrassing ones that we've heard from the past year. Just in case anybody missed

them. I mean, be proud if you hear your voice. That's right. So are we ready? Yes!

To officially start the countdown. Now, normally we do a top 10, but we actually have a quick

honorable mention that made the list. So number 11, the best loser-line of the year. Here it is.

Next message. Hi, Samantha. It's, oh, I just wanted to say that you have such a volumptuous

juicy booty. And I would, I would just love to rub a bunch of mayo all over it. But listen,

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