There's a group of researchers that are developing a clear nail polish that could turn long nails into stylus,

thereby removing the issue of women with long nails having issues on their phones.

Okay, so, like, you know, some people, when they, uh, if they're working on a computer,

the little pen that they use to sort of their fingers.

This guy.

So that's the stylus, right?

That guy. So now your fingernails. Oh, you get a little pointy thing. It seems like you get hung up on closed. It sounds stupid, but that actually makes sense to me. It does. Okay. It doesn't sound stupid, Steve. It's a first world problem is what we call that. That's what that is. Top midter of top ten. The midter of top ten.

So these are the top ten first world problems. The things that honestly we get to complain about, but let's face it, there's bigger problems at bay, okay?

Number 10, being autocorrect errors.

Yes. I face those all the doggone time. Look,

I love Google Docs. As soon as I made the transition, it has been one of the best things that I've done on here. I agree. I love Google Docs. It's fantastic. However, its autocorrect feature screws me up in my headlines more often than it should, especially if I'm on my phone. if I'm doing it on my phone as I'm going, like, I'm not thinking.

I'm writing up my headlines on my phone on the bus or whatever, and I'm just going,

and I'm going, and I'm going, and all of a sudden I'll get in here in the studio. I didn't prove for you to read any of this stuff before I started reading, and then all of a sudden's like, well, was I trying to write there? Now you got to think back, what the hell did I mean?

Right.

Or, you know, you're texting your girl or something like that, and you end up, it gets corrected to the wrong thing. Okay, baby, well, I know your name's not Sheila. It auto-corrected. Right. Okay. This is not an errand text. It corrected it for me. Yeah, I try to call you a snitch. Oh, I saw one that was great.

Gell was like, oh, I just feel so fat these days.

And he tried to type, no, and instead it went moo.

Oh.

Damn.

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