Toothpicks
Secretly Incredibly Fascinating
Alex Schmidt
4.7 • 773 Ratings
🗓️ 15 December 2025
⏱️ 75 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Toothpicks. Known for being wooden. Famous for being point podcast episode, a podcast all |
| 0:39.4 | about why being alive is more interesting than people think it is. My name's Alex Schmidt. I'm not |
| 0:43.6 | alone because I'm joined by my co-host Katie Golden. Katie! Yes. What is your relationship to or |
| 0:49.8 | opinion of toothpicks? I always liked the minty ones. |
| 0:54.6 | Remember those? |
| 0:55.7 | Where they would have like, it was like a toothpick, but it was infused with mint. |
| 1:00.3 | And when I was a kid, I would straight up chew on those things. |
| 1:04.0 | And it was like I was like a beaver going after a little post-dinner snack. |
| 1:11.5 | So I liked the minty ones. |
| 1:13.2 | I'm not a big toothpick user, |
| 1:15.5 | except for checking cake consistency. |
| 1:18.8 | I almost never use them for their intended purpose |
| 1:22.4 | of picking between the teeth. |
| 1:25.6 | I use floss for that. |
| 1:27.8 | Same. |
| 1:33.0 | And I always got a kick out of the old cartoons where they would take an entire log and then whittle it down to a single toothpick and show that as being sort of the process |
| 1:39.3 | of creating a toothpick. |
| 1:41.5 | It's always very funny. |
| 1:43.5 | Yeah, like the beaver gets it down that tight. |
| 1:46.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:46.5 | Or Bugs Bunny hides his entire body behind a tree that's skinny. |
| 1:49.7 | There's all kinds of fun wood jokes. |
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