Tool Sucks

Your Favorite Band Sucks

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3.7 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2018

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Tool is the official soundtrack of thinking you're smarter than everyone else. Caveat lector, edgelords. We're coming straight for the chinks in your armor. In this episode, Mark and Tyler treat a dissection of Tool with all the respect the band deserves, which is none. The formula to create this product is laughably easy. There's a reason Tool fans have a reputation as some of the worst people in America - they are. Listen, realizing you're an idiot is never easy but try not to overreact, okay?

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0:00.0	So yeah, for me, probably I think the best all around tool.
0:13.5	If you're gonna have one tool, it should be a hammer, claw hammer.
0:16.8	That's your favorite tool.
0:18.0	Well, yeah, if the thing on the end that you can put on a nail to pull out and nail,
0:22.0	so then you can build something and tear something down with it,
0:25.6	whereas a tool like a crowbar is probably much better at pulling nails out of wood,
0:31.0	but you can't really hammer.
0:32.4	What about a wrench?
0:34.1	Like the tool wrench, the tool logo wrench.
0:37.6	Like that band?
0:38.6	Yeah.
0:39.6	You heard that band?
0:40.6	Yeah.
0:41.6	What do you think about them?
0:42.6	I'd rather not talk about it.
0:43.6	We have to talk about it.
0:44.6	That's the whole point of this whole thing, you know, is we have to talk about tool today.
0:49.7	I'm not really excited about talk about tool.
0:51.5	I don't think Maynard is ever excited to talk about tool.
0:54.1	This is the first band we've done where the singer hates the band that he's in as much
0:57.6	as we do.
0:58.6	Yeah, when you do any sort of reading about tool or about Maynard whatsoever, it takes
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