Too Uncool for Unschool ft. Ed Campbell
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4.7 • 935 Ratings
🗓️ 2 December 2025
⏱️ 72 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | All right. So you brought a jar of marmalade from the Bitcoin conference you went to. |
| 0:21.8 | The Strategic Bitcoin Preserve. |
| 0:23.9 | Milo can't try it because he's got some kind of dental work in. |
| 0:27.6 | Yeah, yeah, exactly. |
| 0:29.0 | His veneers. |
| 0:29.5 | I'm now going to try the first official Bitcoin decentralized marmalade that's ever been made. |
| 0:36.8 | Tell me through it. It's very lemony. Bitter. It's ever been made. Tell me through it. |
| 0:38.4 | It's very lemony. |
| 0:39.9 | Bitter. |
| 0:40.4 | It's so lemony. |
| 0:42.0 | Is that a tenant of decentralized of cryptocurrencies? |
| 0:45.4 | The less it gets away from the central currency, the more lemony it gets, of course. |
| 0:49.4 | Oh, you're a sugar cell. |
| 0:51.2 | I bet have fun being poor with your fiat currency. |
| 1:14.2 | Yeah. It says it contains organic sugar, organic seville oranges and organic lemon. But you're getting a lot of lemon. It smells a bit like lemps sip. Yeah. That's what I will. I'm going to pass it over to it. I'm going to try it again. When I tried it after the Bitcoin conference, I was like, I don't know if I don't like this marmalade |
| 1:11.4 | or I don't like marmalade. That was something I was trying to entertain. It's quite an old man |
| 1:15.0 | food, marmalade. I feel like a baby. I'm using this big spoonful you've got there. |
| 1:21.0 | There's so much marmalade. That's like a whole slice of toastworth of marmalade. |
| 1:25.0 | I was just eaten what I can only describe as a tablespoon of cryptocurrency theme marmalade and is currently engaged in a great deal of grimacing. It was not, it was bitter. It's really not designed to be consumed in that way. Uh-huh. Well, I mean, I mean, because there used to be something about, like, you would do would do if you were doing like endurance training, like before the age of like everything's a supplement and, you know, all the hyper optimized shit. It was just like, yeah, you kind of, you know, you sort of have your marmalade before you kind of go go for a big run or something. Not marmalade jam, but I guess it's a similar thing. I guess the question I was also thinking about was just like, yeah, like was there also like a kind of Paddington |
| 2:05.6 | on the Bitcoin type of situation at the conference? Is that the reason for the Marmalade? |
| 2:11.1 | Because it feels like a very odd thing to give out as a freebie. It wasn't free. I paid for |
| 2:15.3 | it. I paid five pounds for it. You paid for it. |
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