Hello, hello, oh my darling listeners. Oh my goodness gracious. Please welcome to our new

personalities. This is what we sound like now. Just kidding it's us. You idiots you believed us.

Oh, hello. Welcome to Stay Of Homekin. My name is Paul F. Tomkin. My name is Janie Hadad Tomkin.

I am a comedian. I am an actress. We are a married couple living in Los Angeles. Together.

And this is yeah, we're one of those married couples who lives together and this is our after dinner

podcast. It's an after dinner conversation. We welcome you into our date night. Sometimes I wonder

if people think that we're just saying that we do this after dinner. No, we really fucking do it

after dinner. Just had dinner. We put the plates in the sink. Oh yeah. Here we are. This is like our date

night. We do this now. We have other date nights too. We don't just. No, we do. We don't record them

though. This is that's well that you know that I know of. Yeah. What if we were both secret? What if

it was like in the opinion Kalata song and I was like I was tied on my man friend man friend.

We were trying to make it work in the song. We've been together. Oh, that's how I would work in

the song. Man friend. That's how I would work. Oh, great. I was tired of my husband.

I don't like you singing it though. We've been together too long.

And then and then instead of if you like covert recordings.

If you like me and paint.

You did it better than I ever could have. Not easy to team effort and that's what

marriage is. Have you? Like this episode is all about a clean one. And then and then

we meet up in the bar and I'm like how all how all the tapes have to play the

I have all the receipts.

Wait, what is it?

What is it that you're playing for?

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