Too Stinky for Press-Ganging
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2026
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
Luke’s been on the health supplements and Pete’s feeling gassy on account of his mānuka honey and apple cider vinegar consumption. Maybe that’s why he reckons his stink would save him from nineteenth-century naval press-ganging.
Elsewhere, conversation turns to Luke’s new house and the adjustments needed, but not before Pete shares a truly horrendous nugget of information (?) about the bums of terrorists.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, it's the Luca Pete Shopi Donelson with you. |
| 0:07.8 | Joined by Mr. Lukie Mooh, Lukie Mewer. |
| 0:09.8 | I do not mind admitting that I am rather gassy at this moment in time. |
| 0:14.2 | So look out for that for the rest of the half an hour we've got with each other. |
| 0:17.9 | I was looking forward to a catch up with you. |
| 0:19.2 | I haven't seen you for ages. |
| 0:20.7 | I know. I know. I've seen you for ages I know |
| 0:21.4 | I know |
| 0:22.1 | I've recently gotten into |
| 0:23.8 | A heady brew |
| 0:26.1 | Of manuka honey |
| 0:27.4 | And um |
| 0:28.5 | Uh apple cider vinegar |
| 0:30.2 | I keep a bottle by the door |
| 0:32.3 | But it's a door I do frequent |
| 0:34.7 | Quite quite a lot |
| 0:35.4 | So I am just glugging back. |
| 0:38.9 | Huge globs of, huge mouthfuls of manuka honey and apple side of vinegar. |
| 0:44.6 | I bought it in a chemist. |
| 0:46.9 | What's the reason for this sudden changing lifestyle? |
| 0:50.2 | I like the taste of it. |
| 0:52.9 | People say it's good for you. |
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