Too Pious to Pipe

Binchtopia

Julia Hava & Eliza McLamb

Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2022

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

The girlies dedicate an entire episode to reading submissions of your most embarrassing moments. Digressions include the coquette teens selling indulgences on Depop, what the bad bitches wear to synagogue, and why famous men keep cheating on their model wives. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia

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0:00.0	We hope you enjoy your stay.
0:17.9	Hi everybody, welcome back to Binch Topia.
0:20.0	Hello and welcome back.
0:21.2	I'm Julia Hava.
0:22.2	I'm Eliza McClam.
0:23.4	We're back in person.
0:24.8	We are.
0:25.8	We were on Zoom last week.
0:27.2	Yeah.
0:28.2	But we were in prison the week before that.
0:29.6	Be sure we're having a lazy day.
0:32.6	I can't lean back because my hair is like covered in deep conditioner and I had to take
0:35.9	off my little hair net because I didn't want it to make a crinkle noise.
0:38.7	Yeah.
0:39.7	When I came in, you're serving lunch lady.
0:40.7	I was getting a lunch lady.
0:42.7	What was your favorite school lunch at school?
0:44.5	I liked when they had mac and cheese.
0:47.0	Your school had mac and cheese my school never had mac and cheese.
0:48.7	I mean, it was like definitely not good.
0:50.0	I remember people would bounce the hot dogs on the flanolium floor.
0:53.8	Yeah.
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