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We have a fun caller topic so we'll put it out there so we can get them as the show goes on.

Lou, we're a pair of take calls.

Oh yeah?

Hell yeah. The number is something. It's on your tits, on your radio right now.

RIP Brendan, God but not for God.

God but not for God. Or maybe he's dead. I don't know. He's in a haunted house.

And I definitely found a term for him which is he's sneaky sexy. Yeah. He's a real sneak.

He was. He's a guy who cleans up real nice. He does like the library and he's the male version of the library and taking out her hair.

You do a mustache, like just a mustache or handlebar mustache. I'm like you got to be good looking because everyone's going to make funny for it and at the same time I'm going to be like,

I have to be fucking pulling them off tall our listeners ladies and gay men who would want to know I'd say Brendan would be pretty nice looking coming out of pushing up out of a pool.

Oh absolutely. Yeah and I'm and he's from Kentucky so you know he's probably gay for pay.

Just a couple bucks. It's fun.

You know, go oaky Newtland. We were talking about what you said would be a good caller subject was any story is open all please all callers male and female of someone getting undressed for the first time you're having sex.

Yeah and you seeing a thing that's just like you're like, I got to get past this. Yeah we like a birthmark that just sucks or addicted to small nipples that are weird nipples that are as we're going on.

You know, you know, you know, the soft pink scar tissue that heals. Yeah but if you just saw like a trail of that across someone's body like a gnarly one. Yeah and then they find they go, oh yeah, I was in a magic accident.

The guy was a magic you forgot to tell me I got to get in only one side of the box. It was a cousin. It was a family picnic. He got a couple of a couple of zigzags in before you before you figured out he was cut into my torso.

But I've known people like that. Like I think I remember working with a guy that one time picked up his shirt to show me a scar and I thought it was going to be a cool moot, you know, but instead it just looked like a blotches skin on his side and you're like, oh shit, you look like a cannibal.

Yeah, we need something like that. Some fucking weird shit that you just had to get past and do it or you were just like it's too much and I can't. So I like, oh this is my, what's that called? The Festa Gold twin that was never born. Oh man, if you guys just have an eyeball and an eyebrow on my all shoulder.

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