Is there a premiere?

I don't know.

Not the answer I was looking for.

Yeah, I'm so the wrong guy to ask these questions.

There was a follow-up there, and I think you know what it was.

It's Monday and people are pissed.

Who's pissed this week?

Everybody who watched the VMAs.

Are they really?

Yeah, it was like, even for 2017, it was junk.

Like, even for we live in, like, even for fucking, look what you made me do just came out days.

This was, like, everybody was like, wait wait are you guys seeing how bad this is it was really fucking painful well you know why because

it was hosted by katie perry not good really not like anybody could have seen that coming

not good awkward cringe worthy any fucking pick an adjective. Did any shit go down between her and Taylor at all?

Was Taylor there? No. I don't know if she was there, but they, uh, they debuted her video. That was the big thing.

There was not even a single, like, reference to, no. Wow, what the fuck? No. It was... How do you let that happen? The whole monologue and, like, the theme of the show was that Katie Perry went to space. Oh, God. And then she's the worst. And, like, throughout the show, she kept referencing it. And I was going to tweet like yo Katie give it up

none of us are buying that you actually went to space

like it started off as like a joke thing and then it's like I think that she

she really thinks she tricked herself

she tricked herself into thinking that she actually went to space

yeah she's like trying to sell us on like so like when I was in space

swear to God uh this happened and it just was not

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