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Run That Prank

Too Much Chicken

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2021

⏱️ 10 minutes

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0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast.

0:05.1

Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

0:10.2

The subject, my husband keeps threatening my boyfriend.

0:17.5

All right, wrap your mind around that.

0:19.7

Wreck your mind around this. Wreck your mind around that.

0:22.6

My husband keeps threatening my boyfriend.

0:25.2

We'll get into that in just a little bit.

0:27.2

But right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

0:33.1

What you got for is neff?

0:34.7

Too much chicken.

0:43.2

Too much chicken. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's, it, it's, it us, N. F. Too much chicken. Too much chicken. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's just too much chicken. Let's go,

0:50.6

Kendall. Hello. Hello. I'm trying to reach Jason, please. This Jason. Hi, Jason. My name is Remy. I'm calling with B-P-E-T-M-C. How's your day going? I'm doing fine, but with a B-T-E, whatever that is. B-P-E-T-M-C. How's your day going? I'm doing fine, but with a BT, wherever that is. B-P-E-T-M-C, it's an organization. We've been around for the last five years, and we're trying to help different things in the black community, and I wanted to reach out and give you a call and see if you would be on board or help signing a petition that we're going to have going around with BPE TMC, if you

1:12.6

don't mind. Okay, what is it about? Well, BPEETMC, Jason, is black people eat too much chicken.

1:20.2

And what we're trying to do is cut back to the shortage of chicken? What the hell is this?

1:26.4

My name is Remy, sir. Okay, what do you mean about black people eat too much chicken? What's the wrong with your bird? We've done a, we've done a test study, and we realize, sir, that black people are the ones that are eating too much chicken, and what we want to do is try to cut back because right now there's a shir-ish. ask them they eat all the time of chicken chicken food young all this

1:46.2

yeah chicken the white people eat chicken colliery all this shit chicken chicken

1:49.5

chicken and all this thing you want to come to me talking about a white person

1:54.3

eat too much damn chicken did you ask the white people I bet you didn't know with no white

1:58.6

folks I bet you're gonna go to them you're all f***ar to. Well, sir, we're going to get to that. We're starting in the black community. Black people are the ones that seem to buy the most chicken. Man, no chicken. Guess what? I don't eat chicken. And if I did eat some chicken, I'll be cursory. Man, who's the are you? Are you? Bigger something?

2:15.5

You. How in the y'all got my number in a bit? What are you getting? Actually, we're getting numbers from the supermarket and we're getting a listing of people who buy the most Supermarket. You get my man in no supermarket? Sir, the main thing we're trying to get you to do is cut back on eating chicken.

2:16.8

Now what we want you to do is cut back on eating chicken.

2:36.0

Now what we want you to do?

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