Too Much Cake and Not Enough Sex

Wanging On with Graham Norton and Maria McErlane

Platform Media

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 736 Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2026

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Graham and Maria advise on a relationship without enough sex, and an office with far too many treats! Plus, is there any place more depressing than the gym in January? Make yourself a New Year's Resolution to enjoy Wanging On every single week! Episodes drop each Monday and you can tap 'Follow' on Spotify, or 'Subscribe' wherever you get your podcasts... Then you'll never miss an episode!Have a dilemma for Graham and Maria? Email WangingOn@listen.co.ukWanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Listen, a Platform Media label. -----Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/Let's get social... 📲- Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon- Follow us on TikTok: @wangingonChapters:00:00 Coming Up...00:20 Here's to Another Average Year!!05:12 Trying to Avoid Cake?13:26 More Sex Please...26:07 Wearing the Ex's Perfume?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	If he's not that interested in having sex, is he having it somewhere else?
0:05.4	That looks delicious, but I can't because I don't want to look like you.
0:10.5	I don't know your mother's here.
0:13.5	Or is it my ex-girlfriend?
0:15.2	I don't know.
0:20.0	Hello to you and welcome to your one-stop shop for average advice and so-so solutions.
0:26.2	It is wanging on with me, Graham and Maria.
0:29.5	Happy New Year, Maria.
0:30.6	Hey, happy New Year.
0:31.5	Should we try and make it less average this year or stick with the program?
0:34.8	I think let's stick with average.
0:35.9	Stick with it.
0:36.5	I feel we're going to go average or poor.
0:39.1	Well, we know where we are and so do the listeners, right?
0:41.7	Exactly.
0:42.3	They know what to expect.
0:44.0	Maria.
0:44.5	Yes.
0:46.5	I read a statistic.
0:48.5	Get out of here.
0:49.6	I did.
0:52.3	23%.
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