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Too many snakes.

I just saw a snake underneath my sofa and almost made a little mess in my breeches.

"'The thing zigged and zagged like Lucifer himself.

"'Luckily, however, I know exactly what to do in these dire situations.

"'One, remain calm.

"'Two, lock yourself in the pantry and set your couch on fire.

"'What are we going to do?' my wife asked. "'We,', I said, you are on your own. I'm moving to Canada. Sweetie, come down from their refrigerator and get the garden hold like a real strapping man, she said. Listen here, I am a strapping man. As a matter of fact, I go strapping all the time, sometimes twice a day. But no amount of strapping can make me like snakes.

I hate them so much.

I can't even finish reading this.

I'm sorry.

You're just going to have to keep going on without me.

The Associated Press reported that snakes are taking over the South.

Those were the exact words from the article,

taking over as opposed to, say, migrating South, or were the exact words from the article, taking over as opposed to say

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