Too Many D*cks for Mulan (w/ Jay Jurden, The Tonight Show)
Asian Not Asian
Jenny Arimoto & Mic Nguyen
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 7 September 2020
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
What’s up my lovely ANALs! Hope you spent your long weekend blasting “Reflections” from the Mulan soundtrack at your homes.
Jay Jurden (Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon) joined the ANA boys this week to talk…
- Giving Christina Aguilera a temporary Asian card for killing the Mulan theme song
- How Mike Pence hates Mulan
- Sponge Bob’s homo-romantic relationship with Patrick
- Why it’s ok for Asian comedians to do accents
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| 0:00.0 | The Asian Avengers so week. |
| 0:02.0 | So week. |
| 0:03.0 | Asian Avengers. |
| 0:04.0 | So we so so fuck a bull, you know? |
| 0:07.0 | Whoa. |
| 0:08.0 | Whoa. There's five Asian guys together. |
| 0:10.0 | Wow. |
| 0:11.0 | Did you ever go through a stealing phrase? |
| 0:13.0 | Do I think everyone should have a gun? |
| 0:15.0 | Maybe. |
| 0:16.0 | You can look me up. |
| 0:17.0 | I don't care. |
| 0:18.0 | I'll fight you. You want to get high as well. |
| 0:19.0 | You want to get high as well. |
| 0:20.0 | You want to get high. You want to get high as well. |
| 0:22.0 | And welcome back to other episode of Asian not Asian podcast the |
| 0:24.0 | podcast for to Asian guys now from Asia talk about American issues no American cares |
| 0:27.4 | about I'm your host Fumi Abb and I'm Mike Nguyen and we are coming to you live |
| 0:32.3 | from Brooklyn this is September 5th. |
| 0:35.0 | We got some quick announcements up top actually before I want to start. |
| 0:38.0 | We have merch now. |
| 0:40.0 | You can get Asian not Asian t-shirts that have that has our logo. We also have like another cool tea that just says anal which obviously stands for Asian not Asian listener not the other thing. |
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