Too Long, Did Read (It): Still Leaning Toward This Not Being Aliens

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Gabe S. Dunn | Noted Bisexual Inc.

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🗓️ 13 March 2023

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/17nt0bTnB7n-Ynd8IKd_lfXKlLMmgkMp4mdq3JdFxO94/edit?usp=sharing The trio start off with a Reddit thread about animals that makes them question reality. Next, the r/regretfulparents subreddit has Gabe riveted. Allison learns what a sapiosexual is and the group is appalled by a post about mind-games in dating. A post leads Allison to wonder about alien conspiracy theories. And finally, disinfectant dicks! This has been a Forever Dog production Produced by Melisa D. Monts Post-Production by Coco Llorens Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey. To listen to this podcast ad-free Sign up for Forever Dog Plus at foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus And make sure to follow us on Twitter, instagram and Facebook at ForeverDogTeam to keep up with all of the latest Forever Dog News Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	What's up guys, I am Ashley Gavin and I am your father.
0:03.1	I'm Elena Joy, I am Mommy, and I'm Macindrummy your hot teenage brother.
0:08.4	Baby, Mac is baby.
0:09.7	We are your chosen family because you don't have a gay family and you need a gay family.
0:14.3	Every week we bring a topic to the family dinner table from gender dysphoria to monogamy to
0:18.8	how to figure out if someone is into you. Listen to Chosen Family every Wednesday on your favorite
0:23.2	podcast app or watch full episodes on YouTube to get the full family experience.
0:27.7	Chosen Family is a part of the Forever Dog podcast network.
0:39.8	Welcome back to Too Long Did Read It, which is the new name of our Reddit show
0:47.6	because we found out that Reddit Rainbow was being used by somebody else.
0:53.1	So we had a brainstorm and through a really fascinating text message thread,
1:00.1	we landed on Too Long Did Read It.
1:04.8	And the It is in parentheses because then it's like Reddit.
1:11.8	Which is something I did not understand when Melissa initially pitched it.
1:17.8	And then I just pitched the It.
1:20.2	I came up with Too Long Did Read and then when Melissa added the It, I was thinking,
1:25.1	what's she going on about?
1:26.4	What's this? Why you add it? I don't understand.
1:28.9	I don't like it because it is confusing.
1:33.6	This is my new weekly favorite thing that we do.
1:38.0	I read it as a wild, wild place.
1:41.6	Yeah, I know.
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