Too Long Did Read [It]: My Nipples Are Precariously Attached To My Body

Just Between Us

Allison Raskin, Gabe S. Dunn | Diamond MPrint Productions

Mental Health, Education, Sexuality, Comedy, Self-improvement, Relationships, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Personal Journals, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2024

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Horror movies, faking cancer, and a lazy man's mother tells his ambitious girlfriend to leave him. Why are parents so sneaky? A post about how to look photogenic leads to us to Allison's color analysis. Why would anyone use the subreddit r/roastme? Allison seems to be in love with actress Margaret Qualley and Gabe tells an intense story about how they almost choked to death (for real).

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0:00.0	Hi everyone it's Allison the co-host of the show they were listening to and I just wanted to make a really important
0:06.1	announcement that my new book I do I think conversations about modern marriage is available for pre-order.
0:14.1	There's going to be a link in the description for you to get your copy and let me just say
0:19.1	I'm so proud of this book.
0:21.0	I've never worked harder on anything. I think hopefully it will
0:24.3	really be helpful for anyone contemplating marriage or newly married or
0:28.8	married for a couple decades and just curious about how things have changed.
0:33.3	Also, pre-orders are so, so, so probably unfairly important and how a book does.
0:39.6	So if you are able to, it would mean so much to me if you're able to either get the hard cover,
0:45.0	but also you can just get the audio book, which Melissa directed, or a Kindle version, an
0:50.4	e-book version.
0:51.9	So that's my spiel pre-order I do I think now
1:00.5	Welcome back to Too Long, did Read It, everyone's favorite uncovering of the secrets, the myths, the lies, the shocking tales of Reddit. Shocking tales of Reddit.
1:14.0	Shocking tales.
1:15.0	Yeah, I went a different direction this time.
1:17.0	Going around a campfire, holding the flashlight under your chin.
1:21.0	Are you afraid of the dark style?
1:22.0	Are you afraid of the dark style are you afraid of the dark and I was do you like to hear scary stories absolutely
1:27.6	yeah no I don't like it I don't like to be I don't find fear entertaining I hate to be afraid
1:34.5	so many people seem to love to be afraid I fucking hate it I love it it's so weird
1:39.9	what a rush adrenaline you know what I mean?
1:43.8	I feel like here's the thing, life is so dangerous
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