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Best Gabe Ever

Too Long, Did Read (It): Maybe In The Future There Are No Rules

Best Gabe Ever

Gabe S. Dunn | Noted Bisexual Inc.

Sexuality, Education, Relationships, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Self-improvement, Personal Journals, Mental Health, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 3.7K Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 20 November 2023

ā±ļø 37 minutes

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Summary

Everyone loves to eat mayonnaise. r/damnthatsinteresting dives into the rules of time travel. r/future starts a discussionĀ about revolutionizing workĀ hours. Gabe had a dangerous encounterĀ with an onion. r/unexplained reveals the magic of dimes.Ā r/haircarescience tests our expectations. And finally, how many peopleĀ get divorcedĀ on their honeymoon?Ā 


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Transcript

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0:14.8

Welcome back to Too Long. Did Read It! Everyone's favorite undercover undercover, investigation, ripping apart, searching, going through it,

0:17.1

throwing this this way, throwing that that way,

0:19.6

must uncover, dig to the bottom of the earth, exploration of Reddit.

0:24.3

Wow.

0:25.7

You started out sounding a little sexy.

0:27.9

I didn't know if it was too long did read it after dark.

0:31.0

Oh, if you subscribe to our

0:33.4

matriad, maybe we'll give you some of that.

0:39.8

Okay, let's all try to do our sexiest voice

0:42.2

and saying the sentence, I love to eat mayonnaise I love to eat mayonnaise okay pretty good not too much very

0:49.6

understated I love to eat mayonnaise. Oh that's really good. That's sounded like you're eating it off someone. Well that's what you know we wanted to apply.

1:00.0

Well I got I'm a voice situation., I got, I'm not a voice situation.

1:04.0

Okay, I gotta go manly.

1:05.0

Yeah, go manly.

1:06.0

Go deep.

1:07.0

I love deep manneas.

1:09.0

That's pretty good. I'm happy with it. Why didn't it have a southern accent? Oh, did it? At the end.

1:20.0

Florida boy.

1:24.0

I'm a good old boy.

1:26.0

Okay.

1:28.0

So our first post that we're going to dive into is another one from,

1:32.8

damn, that's interesting,

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