Too Long, Did Read (It): Jonah Hill Doesn't Think He Was Wrong

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🗓️ 17 July 2023

⏱️ 29 minutes

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A traveler laments a r/mildlyinfuriating hotel door situation. Then, the trio talk about the Jonah Hill "therapized" text situation and Keke Palmer's controlling partner. Gabe reads a harrowing r/creepyencounters involving a babysitter, an arcade and a kidnapping attempt. Finally, the gang tries to stump Reddit with pigeon science and... kisses. This has been a Forever Dog production Produced by Melisa D. Monts Post-Production by Coco Llorens Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey. To listen to this podcast ad-free Sign up for Forever Dog Plus at foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus And make sure to follow us on Twitter, instagram and Facebook at ForeverDogTeam to keep up with all of the latest Forever Dog News Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:52.7	Welcome to Too Long Did Read It. Our weekly exploration into reddit's strangest, most shocking
1:03.7	and alarming but also mildly satisfying posts. Alarming really threw me. Yeah, they're not
1:10.8	really that alarm. Sometimes it's alarming. Sometimes it's truly alarming. Well I'm trying to,
1:14.6	what I'm trying to do is a click-bady type of intro. Yeah I like it. Followed by really mundane content.
1:21.2	No! It's not mundane. It's not mundane. Oh my god. Well can we start with one of the ones that you
1:28.1	sent which was the mildly infuriating if you want to go click-bady? Oh let's do it. Okay so there's
1:32.8	a subreddit called mildly infuriating which seems perfect because we all have that. Oh I love it.
1:39.8	I mean honestly sometimes I get more upset about like such silly things than like when a huge
1:45.7	bad thing happens. Right exactly mildly infuriating. Okay so this poster said,
1:51.2	the resort me and my wife stayed at. Booked us a room where they have one of those doors that
1:56.2	could join the neighboring room. The little kids who were there kept trying to open it to our room
2:01.3	the whole night due to curiosity until I called the receptionist to remind them to stop.
2:07.6	Happened a few weeks ago during our vacation to Vietnam. Not sure why they would book us into one
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