Hi everyone it's Allison the co-host of the show they were listening to and I just wanted to make a really important

announcement that my new book I do I think conversations about modern marriage is available for pre-order.

There's going to be a link in the description for you to get your copy and let me just say

I'm so proud of this book.

I've never worked harder on anything. I think hopefully it will

really be helpful for anyone contemplating marriage or newly married or

married for a couple decades and just curious about how things have changed.

Also, pre-orders are so, so, so probably unfairly important and how a book does.

So if you are able to, it would mean so much to me if you're able to either get the hard cover,

but also you can just get the audio book, which Melissa directed, or a Kindle version, an

e-book version.

So that's my spiel pre-order I do I think now

Welcome back to Too Long, did Read It, everyone's favorite exploration, investigation, uncovering,

dissection. Let me take this rug, get rid of it, look at the floorboard, realize

that it's a trick floorboard, pick that floorboard up and dive into the crawl space of Reddit.

It's giving Scooby-Doo.

Right?

I love it.

Always check under a rug.

Explain that more. Always check under people's rugs to see if they have a special secret compartment.

What are the top three things that would be in that compartment?

Money, gold, bones. I always think about the first episode of the

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