Too Long Did Read [It]: I'm A Buttercream Slut

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Allison Raskin, Gabe S. Dunn | Diamond MPrint Productions

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🗓️ 18 December 2023

⏱️ 32 minutes

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r/mystery brings us a person feeding a baby that isn't theirs. Why is this such a common problem? Then, why was pasta dumped in the New Jersey woods? r/teachers teaches us about coin boys. Melisa and Gabe share the pitfalls and quirks of causing chaos in middle school. And finally, beautiful slugs, seasonal fabric birds and fondant hate.

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0:00.0	Welcome back to Too Long, did read it. Everyone's favorite deep dive uncovering excavation when you go in to for surgery so that you can pull out a biopsy and test it of
0:20.1	Reddit.
0:21.1	Pull out a biopsy?
0:22.1	Well they did they take a part of Reddit. Pull out a biopsy? Well, they take a part of you. It's an ectomy. And then they buy, and then that's, they take it out and that's what they test.
0:29.3	Dr. Melissa. I took medical terminology when I was in medical honor society.
0:34.8	What else do you remember?
0:36.2	I don't remember a lot of things.
0:37.6	She remembers everything.
0:39.2	I don't, I would have to, for my memories to work it would have to be like something triggering so you'd have to
0:44.4	stay like for that you said remove when I was like it's ectomy is what the thing
0:49.1	so whatever it would be blank ectomy what is it when you have a ward on your foot?
0:55.0	What about it though?
0:56.0	It's a planter's ward.
0:58.0	That's not like,
1:00.0	Allison's also a doctor. I did have a I think it's called a plan for it when it's on your
1:06.8	foot and they burned it off and it was like that's so unbelievably painful. Oh yeah.
1:11.8	Oh yeah oh yeah I had a ward on my finger for a month at one point. Me too. I knew somebody that had them like on both sides of their pinky so it looked like two little horns were growing out.
1:23.6	Oh no. And then they got them burnt them off and then it was like two old burnt horns.
1:27.6	Oh, I think I didn't get my finger burnt because I remembered how painful it was to get my foot burnt so I was just
1:35.2	doing all of these home remedies and like wrapping it and tape and stuff.
1:38.6	The human body is weird.
1:40.5	So weird.
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