Too Long, Did Read (It): Hey, This Person Killed My Mom

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Gabe S. Dunn | Noted Bisexual Inc.

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4.8 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2023

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Melisa's home is a Skymall and Gabe is falling apart. r/youshouldknow teaches us about bar etiquette, which sparks a debate about Gabe's flirting practices. Also, what counts as revenge? Next r/history brings an adorable story from olden(ish) times. And finally, how did people survive without glasses? This has been a Forever Dog production Produced by Melisa D. Monts Post-Production by Coco Llorens Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey. To listen to this podcast ad-free Sign up for Forever Dog Plus at foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus And make sure to follow us on Twitter, instagram and Facebook at ForeverDogTeam to keep up with all of the latest Forever Dog News Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	Forever!
0:02.0	Go!
0:08.0	Welcome back to Too Long!
0:10.0	Did read it!
0:12.0	Everyone's favorite deep dive into red!
0:16.0	What will we find next?
0:18.0	Oh, it might be the best one you've done.
0:20.0	You like that?
0:21.0	I do.
0:22.0	But I need both of you to pull your microphones to your mouth.
0:25.0	I have to sit back because my hips are killing me.
0:28.0	Do you want a little pad to sit on that'll help a line?
0:32.0	Like, it's for aligning your hips.
0:34.0	Not really.
0:35.0	God, you have everything.
0:36.0	I do.
0:37.0	Melissa, your home is a sky mall.
0:38.0	Well, you know, when I see something that is a problem,
0:42.0	I immediately go and buy it.
0:46.0	Yeah, this house is just like one big Mary Poppins bag.
0:50.0	It pulls out everything you've ever needed.
0:54.0	Last week I was left with a couple things.
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