Too Hungover To Podcast | Ep. 30
Collie's 10 minute pod
Colum Tyrrell
4.8 • 599 Ratings
🗓️ 18 August 2022
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
In this weeks episode of The Colum Tyrrell Podcast, Colum is the MOST hungover he has ever been. Colum talks about where humans originated from, Hillary Clinton's pandering, Chuck "The Iceman" Lidell, and who the ugliest actresses are in Hollywood.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to another episode of the Columtero podcast. |
| 0:03.4 | The most hungover I've probably ever been on a podcast. It's been a long, so it's going to be, it's going to be a long one. It's going to be a, I feel like it's going to be a short episode, but it's also going to be, like, it's going to seem like a long episode. Oh, yeah. Johnny's not here. He's off. He's filming Ryan Long's sketches where Ryan Long goes up to like an old woman on the |
| 0:24.7 | street and goes, hey, do you like it in the ass? |
| 0:27.0 | And it's like, dude, you're just harassing retards. |
| 0:30.5 | You're just, right? |
| 0:33.3 | Ryan Long sketches. |
| 0:34.2 | He's just a man on the street, which everybody does now, by the way. |
| 0:37.5 | So it's just Fonzie in the boot, |
| 0:39.3 | the man, the Philadelphia sweetheart dream. How we doing? Dreamboat, the Philadelphia Dreambo? Stealing everyone's hearts. That's it, yeah. In New York City. Yeah, you're just stealing hearts because you're a dumb guinea. It's all I know to do. Yeah, you're just a dirty teeth. |
| 0:59.9 | But do you, I don't know about what your algorithm or what shows up on your reels and stuff like that, but there's like a loads of, they always show me man on |
| 1:04.9 | the street, like the worst possible man on the street stuff ever. |
| 1:08.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:09.2 | Like I say, and then I, like, I guess I watch it |
| 1:11.2 | because I'm like, |
| 1:11.9 | hate watching it. |
| 1:12.7 | Right, right. |
| 1:13.7 | You got to see where they're going with it. |
| 1:15.4 | I just go, well, it's just some, it's just some guy on the beach and he has, like his phone and his hand. And he's like, yeah, would you, would you give me a kiss? |
| 1:24.6 | And he's like, |
| 1:25.0 | ask her some girl, |
| 1:25.7 | and she's like, |
| 1:26.2 | um, |
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