Hello everybody, welcome to Selecdord's Too Hot for Radio.

It's me, a pardon and chairla, hostess with the mostest, questionable content.

Specifically, stories that we simply cannot and will not air on public radio.

Tales too sexy, too dirty, too upsetting for some, but thankfully, just right for you freaks out there on the web.

And we believe that clicking on our show is proof positive that the internet can be a place of good decisions.

But let's talk about bad decisions for a moment.

In particular, college.

Take the word college itself, which is based on the Latin for community or society.

And, location to make truly terrible choices, like dating the teacher's assistant.

Or taking one too many bongrips and then jumping from a second story window because your RA is coming.

Or going deeply into debt for four years before realizing they can't teach nepotism.

Meanwhile, you're thinking about grades and anxious around your peers and strangers and teachers.

And wondering which one of them likes you and which doesn't and who has the cutest butt.

And wondering if any of them think you might have the cutest butt, or at least a nominally cute butt.

And all of this is happening while you're eating ramen out of a Styrofoam cup.

Those years can also spark an entirely new category of bad decision making.

Connected to that righteous anger that comes with your late teens early 20s.

By then, you've read some chomsky and the scales have fallen from your eyes.

It feels orgasmic to use the words patriarchal hegemony in a sentence.

And boycott the dorm cafeteria because the grapes in the fruit salad cannot be accurately sourced.

You can talk marks, curl of course, but sure, groucho too.

And revolution feels like it's right around the corner.

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