Too fast not furious

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2023

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Luke's been caught speeding. Sounds bad, but we quickly learn that Pete's traffic crimes are much worse.

The lads then put on their tinfoil hats and question the legitimacy of bus lanes and damp meters. Plus, we discover that Pete can do an excellent impression of a mafia boss. That probably explains all the traffic crimes...

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0:00.0	Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey.
0:11.0	So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas.
0:16.5	Trains now on Uber T's and C's apply check the Uber app
0:21.1	picture this static cars, idling engines, angry horns.
0:27.0	Now, picture you, zooming past it all, light and breezy.
0:35.0	Ah, the sweet feeling of whizzing past traffic.
0:40.0	Book your train journey via Avanti westcoast.co. UK.
0:45.0	avante west coast no good thing. It's the Logan Pete Show. I Pete Donaldson and it is a... There's not
1:09.4	too ways about it Logan here. It's it's Thursday the 23rd of November.
1:12.3	I don't know that's true. But we are hurtled towards
1:15.4	the de noont the crescendo the apex of another bloody year.
1:22.3	Who are?
1:23.0	I said of our lives.
1:24.0	Of our lives.
1:25.0	And everyone else has lives as well.
1:27.0	And we are.
1:29.0	I have no idea what I'm doing for Christmas,
1:32.0	what presents I'm getting for people, and it's just going to get more and more intense this pressure until my head explodes.
1:40.0	You are someone who starts your Christmas list for what you're going to buy people on about 4 p.m. Christmas Eve.
1:48.0	I have considered I have bought things Christmas Eve before.
1:54.0	I have when I was younger.
1:55.0	No, that's the sort of thing that I sort of imagine like bad dads do.
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