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Almost Athletes with Dude Perfect

Too Extreme for Dude Perfect?!

Almost Athletes with Dude Perfect

Wave

Basketball, Football, Sports

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2026

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

The NFL’s Wild Card Weekend is in the books and the Dudes have thoughts! Cody joins to give his playoff and Super Bowl predictions, while Garrett and Sparky check in to see how their teams are looking. Does home field advantage really mean anything in the playoffs? What NFL team has the worst fanbase? And does Josh Allen really throw up before every game? The Dudes discuss these topics and so much more! And later, the Dudes answer some amazing fan voicemails, revealing what they each WON’T do in a Dude Perfect video, giving their dating advice, and why they hate Houston. And finally, we debut a brand new segment called “Twin Tales” where the Dudes share personal stories about some of the Twins - Coby and Cory’s - most ridiculous moments. If you have a question, hot take, or your own Almost Athlete moment, go to AlmostAthletes.com or call in at (972) 805-8866. Chapters:  00:00 Introduction  04:20 Cody’s Weigh In  05:10 NFL Playoff Recap 14:10 Garrett’s Dogs 15:10 Cody’s Animals  18:40 Josh Allen’s Pre Game Ritual  20:55 CFB Recap / Predictions  27:30 Crystal Palace x Macclesfield F.C. 29:55 Largest Upsets In Sports 32:35 Almost Sports: Chest Chopping  38:00 Alma Mater Game  51:40 Voicemail #1: What Condiment Would You Want Coming Out Of Your Belly Button?  52:35 Voicemail #2: What Has Been Off-Limits In A Video?  55:25 Voicemail #3: Does Tim Still Work At Dude Perfect?  57:00 Voicemail #4: Would You Eat Soggy Cereal? 59:45 Voicemail #5: Why Don’t The Guys Like Any Houston Teams?  01:03:35 Voicemail #6: Awkward Moments On A First Date?  01:12:00 Cory and Coby Cotton Introduction  01:19:55 Twin Tales Of Cory And Coby Cotton  What to do now: 1. Smash that LIKE button  2. Hit SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a DP podcast moment  3. Drop a comment with who YOU want to see on Almost Athletes next! Subscribe for more!    https://www.youtube.com/@almostathletes    • • • • Almost Athletes with Dude Perfect is (almost) a sports podcast. Tune in weekly to hear the dudes’ hottest sports takes, great debates, interviews with your favorite athletes and entertainers, and hilarious BTS from all things Dude Perfect.  New episodes drop every Wednesday.  Follow along on all platforms.   Listen to the pod on your morning commute or wherever it finds you: Apple: - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/almost-athletes-with-dude-perfect/id1834502483 Spotify: - https://open.spotify.com/show/55gaQm31JIbp6td7QtYsPU?si=6423db3118ac497f Follow Almost Athletes to keep up with the Dudes!: https://www.instagram.com/almostathletes https://www.tiktok.com/@almostathletes https://x.com/almostathletes_ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

He would be swimming in Nevada catch up.

0:02.4

That's just how the other four are.

0:04.5

Yeah, but yeah, we've definitely, I've definitely set limits. I'm not going to skydive. Here it has the most limits. You're anti-helicopter. Yeah, anti-helicopter. Yeah, anti-dying. Really? That's my phobia. Dying. Uh, catch up. Sorry. Catch-up. I feel like I'm good with dying not so good with.

0:22.2

Fair.

0:24.2

Fair. Yeah. Fair, I'll be think of this. This is, hmm, phobia catch up is incredible. What a phobia to have. Is there anything you all are scared of? Yeah, I just said, dying. Yeah, my life rule is I'm not scared of death. So if it's a small probability that something goes wrong, but it's just instant goodbye, I'm okay with it.

0:43.3

Almost.

0:48.3

Almost.

0:49.3

Almost.

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Almost.

0:51.3

Almost.

0:53.3

Almost. Welcome to almost athleteses with Dude Perfect A Wave Original. Make sure to follow us on all social media at Almost Athletes. We're your host. Garrett. Spark. Good. Well, you're not hosting. You're just, you just got inside into the A block. He host today. I, dude, I always look forward to this moment.

1:11.8

I walk in, I'm like, who's going to be on the show today? You've been going a while. I took a month off, you know. Was it your decision or was it our decision? 100% mine. Oh, yeah. My people talk to your people. Got it. I think our people talk to your people. Yeah, whatever.

1:25.4

Hey, welcome back.

1:26.4

It's going to be a, uh, it's going to be a good show.

1:29.1

I don't know why they continue to bring that scale out. The scales here? I told them, I think this is ridiculous. Brand new year. You're on your resolution still probably. I bet you drop 20 pounds by now. He has been working hard. I'll give Cody that. We've been playing a ton of basketball. We have. Prayers, we stay healthy. Because you've got something basketball related soon to arrive. Were you sure? Was your people or was it our people that? Yeah, I don't know, man. I think our people, your people and my people are the same people. Got it. Got it. Well, hey, good to have you back. It's going to be a fun show. Sparks. What do we got going for today? Coming up on today's app, A Juicy One Boys, we're going to react to the Wild Card Weekend. That was the NFL playoffs. Our title game is set in Miami for the college game. We're going to test our knowledge. We're going to guess where some NFL players went to college, me and you codes. We're going to answer some burning voicemail questions, my favorite segment.

2:19.5

And later we're going to debut a new segment involving the twins. All that and more. But first, let's start with the way in, Cody. Seriously. You scaled back. This is good. You should welcome this. I disagree with this. You might be a buck 45. I don't think you should get on, but they're kind of forcing you.

2:33.6

It's my people are crazy.

2:35.5

If I am lower than the last episode, can we... with this. I don't think you should get on, but they're kind of forcing you. It's, my people are

2:34.9

crazy. If I am lower than the last episode, can we kill the segment? 100%. You down for that?

2:40.7

I'm game. Totally. But let's hear like what's happened to Cody in the last month since he's been on.

2:45.6

What has happened to you, codes? So I did some blood work about four weeks ago. I had high cholesterol. So the wife has pulled

2:53.0

red meat, sugar, and energy drinks from my diet. Yeah, but see, here's the deal for the people at

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