Hello, yes, welcome to Nerd Mel Theater and welcome comics.

Harmon Town is now in session of your guest-comptroller, Camel Nangeani.

Please welcome the Mayor of Harmon Town, Dan Harmon!

Alright, thank you.

It's good to see things are already under-comptroller.

Well, it's funny because you were like, how can you fuck this up?

I mean, this was the first mic I was trying to use. There's nothing attached.

We've had a couple of guest-comptrollers and people want to know, you can sense that they want to do the job right as opposed to wrong and stuff.

And I always am tickled by the notion that you could do it wrong, but because this crowd, I mean forget it.

These guys, they're just lovers.

They don't care. That could have gone in for 20 minutes. They would have watched you change batteries and a flashlight.

I think they had jumped off board. 30 seconds in.

No way. Did you guys jump off board?

I shouldn't ask a negative question.

Did you guys fail to jump off board?

Yeah, right.

That's a technique telemarketers use.

They always ask questions where the answer can only possibly be yes. They'll call you up and go, do you love the lady of the house or something?

Do you enjoy long distance?

Do you enjoy long distance?

Yeah, they'll say things that the answer in your brain can't be no.

So they get you saying yes and they get you saying yes a lot.

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