“Tony needs Toast”
The Tony Kornheiser Show
This Show Stinks Productions, LLC
4.6 • 10.4K Ratings
🗓️ 4 February 2026
⏱️ 64 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's Tony. On today's show, we will get Super Bowl picks from Chuck Todd and Reginald the Monkey. |
| 0:03.7 | We'll also talk to Bob Ryan about the Patriots path to the Super Bowl. |
| 0:06.5 | But first, let's do some commerce, boys and girls. |
| 0:12.5 | Previously on the Tony Cornhazer show. |
| 0:15.9 | One of the flight attendants has stumbled, and water lands all over my pants, all over me. |
| 0:22.2 | So I now, the rest of the flight is fine. |
| 0:25.3 | I'm not thinking about anything but drying my pants. |
| 0:28.5 | And they're giving me towels. |
| 0:29.9 | Walking through dolls to bag it? |
| 0:31.1 | Well, this is okay. |
| 0:32.6 | So what is the great fear? |
| 0:34.6 | The great fear is someone sees me. the front of my pants is soaking wet. |
| 0:39.9 | He was so scared on the plane. He was so scared. He peed on himself. Yes. The peed your pants is cool. |
| 0:44.7 | Yes. Yes. |
| 0:48.4 | This is General George Washington, and you're listening to the Tony Cornhizer show. |
| 0:54.7 | Such a good story. Ernie Peters' pants, too. It's just such a good story. Is that happy Gilmore? Yes, it is. There you go. Thank you. Such a good story. I had a couple of things to get to. We got a note from Brian O'Connor, who is now in the Phoenix area. He to be in Crofton, Maryland. |
| 1:11.8 | And he sent a picture of his son with a couple of people in the NFL, one of whom is Cody Parky. |
| 1:21.1 | Oh, wow. |
| 1:21.7 | And he says, wonderful story about your golf outing with Cody. |
| 1:24.5 | Cody's related to marriage on my wife's side of the family. |
| 1:27.0 | Great guy. We had Thanksgiving dinner with him in 2017 and met him at other family-related functions. He was also on the 2010 BCS National Championship team. He went to Auburn. So was that Cam Newton's team? That must have been, yeah. He must have played with Cam Newton. He's a big SEC kid. Yeah. So that's a very nice note. Took 18 holes, but I finally got a laces out joke. Yeah. He must have played with Cam Newton. He's a big SEC kid. Yeah. So that's a very nice note. Took 18 holes, but I finally got a laces out joke. Yeah. Ball was oscillating on the T on 18. Yeah. Yeah. And I got a lovely note from the owners at Bin 66 in Rahobith in closing two wine glasses, which is very nice. |
| 2:01.4 | Lovely. |
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