Tony Kiritsis
Lil Stinkers
Mike Rainey
4.8 • 576 Ratings
🗓️ 4 March 2026
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
Sometimes a man can be driven a little crazy. Well it seems Tony was driven a lot crazy. But he did what most men can only dream of: kidnapped a mortgage broker after getting screwed over on a loan. Or at least thinking you were maybe about to be screwed over.
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| 0:00.0 | There's so much fucked up shit to get into. Well Snickers, |
| 0:23.2 | Welcome back to Little Snickers, baby. |
| 0:29.0 | I'm Michael fucking Rainey here with my homeboys, |
| 0:31.3 | Cowd-Ongala. |
| 0:32.1 | Hey, jabees. |
| 0:32.9 | Good to see you, buddy. |
| 0:34.0 | Jacob Furma Matera. |
| 0:35.4 | Hey, Bing-Bong. |
| 0:36.7 | Good to see you guys again. And, uh, man, that had a hair on your, your head, Jake. Oh, it's fucking working today, huh? He just pulled a hat off and it came out like that. Incredible, man. You believe that? Unbelievable, man. It's mustard and honey in there. I believe it, baby. And Grande Johnson Nectar. |
| 0:57.0 | Oh, man, I'm so envious. |
| 1:01.2 | As soon as I take a hat off, I look like fucking Kennedy autopsy photo. |
| 1:04.4 | That's not true, Mike. |
| 1:04.7 | No. |
| 1:08.6 | But someday I'm going to go to turkey and I'm going to get the head of hair that I want. |
| 2:19.3 | And I'm going to go there and I'm going to get a turkey. Oh, man. I watch a lot of Turkish videos. You do? I do, yeah, because I would like to go there to get a head of hair. What about the ice cream con guy? You get a head butt him. Dude, I would be so angry if a guy played an ice cream trick on me like he does man did you see the video of the guy the boxing match last week the guy in his head fucking I did yeah hair got knocked off he won he won the fight he won the fight but he got it's awesome he had one of those hair systems that's like glued glued on yeah and a guy smacked him in a flip back, but he ended up winning the fight, man. Yeah. He lost his dignity, but his hair was legit like the whole fucking fight. Like a 90s fucking sitcom. Yeah. Like even crazier looking. And he get, I remember I saw his post fight interview and he's like, yeah I used his wrong shampoo, has like ammonia in the shit and it started to fall off. So we just glued it back on real quick. And he knocked it off. Ha-ha. I was just like, did he get it glued back in in the middle of the fight? I don't know. He fight the rest of it, flappy style. Your cut man will do it for you. Yeah. Yeah. Cutman becomes a flat man. Yeah. My head too flappy. |
| 2:18.2 | That's, um... Your cut man will do it for you. Cut man becomes a flat man. My hair too flappy. |
| 2:20.6 | That's, I mean, until that happened, |
| 2:23.2 | I feel like that was a great advertisement for hair systems. |
| 2:26.5 | Like, you had no idea. |
| 2:27.6 | I was getting punched in my hair. |
| 2:28.6 | Didn't even move an inch. |
| 2:29.6 | But now it's like, |
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