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The Tony Kornheiser Show

“Tony is pessimistic”

The Tony Kornheiser Show

This Show Stinks Productions, LLC

News, Sports

4.610.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Tony opens the show by talking about how sad he is that the days (and daylight) are getting shorter, and he also talks about a rough night for the Nats, a good round of golf, and the women’s World Cup. Steve Sands phones in to talk about the British Open (and also about his hotel,) and Tony closes out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Jackie and the Treehorns “No Blues” ; “Edgewalker” To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

And Steve Nash was in the restaurant, eating by himself and he came over and he sat.

0:11.2

And so because he recognized me from PTR and it was like thrilling for me because he's

0:17.4

wonderful and it was great to talk with him for about an hour.

0:22.5

And Todd remembered it, he said, because Steve posted pictures of himself there.

0:26.2

So they got a big walk-in crowd as a result of that.

0:29.1

So if any chef ever says, can I cook for you?

0:32.1

Just do it.

0:33.1

If any man ever says that.

0:39.1

This is General George Washington and you're listening to the Tony Corners.

0:45.1

From aspiring chef Richard Todd in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

0:49.1

May I cook for you?

0:51.1

Maple smoked salmon on a plank, tender lemon glaze chicken in a clay pot,

0:55.1

quart side, track side or right on the engine block, on a date, on a lark,

1:00.1

seared salted sauteed, even steamed, flavored with mushrooms fresh from the bark.

1:05.1

May I cook for you?

1:06.1

The amazing Miss Clark.

1:07.1

Isn't that lovely?

1:08.1

It is very lovely.

1:09.1

That's just absolutely lovely.

1:10.1

All right, let's open the show with what I do best, which is get depressed.

1:16.1

People say, oh, you're pretty funny, Tony.

1:18.1

Well, I can tell you that all funny people have the same thing in common, all funny people.

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