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🗓️ 18 September 2019
⏱️ 126 minutes
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0:00.0 | You made it weird with heat homes. What's happening weirdos? First of all, apologies for the terrible audio quality on this intro. Here's Val. Hi, who's it? I'm recording an intro. |
0:27.0 | It's a lot of people. This is Tony Hale. I just want to plug Largo coming up. I said the wrong date last time. September 21st is the show that's going to be just me and Bill Burr. But regardless of when you're listening to this episode, I do a monthly standup show at Largo. So whatever month you'd like to come tickets are at Largo. What are you doing? Okay. I know I have 11 minutes. |
0:57.0 | It's going to be quick. You didn't hear that. Largo-LA.com. It's not going to be 11 minutes. It's going to be so fast. I don't do ads on the podcast. I only promote things that I actually use and love. So if you want to show your support of this always free show, buy a pizza pick. The first pizza pick is Kachava. Kachava is an incredible super food drink mix that has incredible amounts of plant-based protein. It has super foods. It has super fruits. |
1:27.0 | It has super veggies. It's basically a meal and a pill that tastes good enough that you can just add to water, shake it up and boom, it keeps you full for hours. I didn't know when I started drinking Kachava that a lot of people buy it for weight loss and as a meal replacement. I buy it because it gets me high. Basically it has so many wonderful, hard-to-find nutrients, especially when I'm traveling. It's hard for me to eat healthy. And I know a lot of people are trying to figure out how can I eat more plants. Things like flax, chia, |
1:57.0 | that's how I get my Omega fatty acids. I don't, as I always say, I don't get it from a random barrel of strange fish that they press until oil comes out. I like getting it from plants. Boom, it's in Kachava. 24 grams of protein. Boom, it's in Kachava. But the thing that makes this stand out from other types of plant-based protein things, that's not even what it is. It's a super food drink that's incredible. And what makes it stand out is that it actually tastes amazing. It's got cacao in there. |
2:26.7 | Or you can get the vanilla flavor. I like a scoop of each. It tastes like an Oreo. And it has coconut nectar, which is a low glycemic sweetener, which makes it creamy and delicious. So go to Kachava. |
2:37.7 | K-A-C-H-A-V-A.com slash weird and get 10%. Oh, I'm sorry, 20% off and show your support of the show. The original Peets Pick, as you know, is Charlotte's Web Hemboil. |
2:48.5 | Charlotte's Web Hemboil is CBD oil, meaning it is made from the hemp plant. But they use science to remove the THC. THC is obviously what gets you stoned when you eat hemp or smoke hemp. |
3:01.3 | But they take that out and leave the body and brain beneficial CBD, which is a wonderful for me, speaking anecdotally. It's a wonderful anxiety reducer. It's a wonderful mood elevator. |
3:13.8 | It helps me ease and flow into whatever it is I'm doing. I love it when I'm traveling. I love it when I'm working. It doesn't fog your mind in the way that obviously THC does. In fact, it helps me relax. And like I said, ease and work and flow with whatever it is I'm doing. |
3:28.9 | So I love it when I'm working. I love it when I'm stressed. It's a wonderful stress management tool for me. It's not an intoxicant. You can still focus. You can still shine. |
3:38.8 | There's Katie. She's waving at us with baby. We are wonderful nanny Katie of Instagram's sex underscore is underscore weird underscore wonderful Instagram. |
3:50.8 | Anyway, the best way to try CBD oil Stanley brothers, by the way, are the only CBD company that I know that grow their hemp for human consumption. They don't just buy mass amounts of random hemp. |
4:02.4 | This part is going to be a bag. This part is going to be for humans. This is only for human consumption. It's grown medical quality and it's grown in Denver. So this is we know the source. We know the company and it's grown for this purpose exclusively. |
4:16.4 | So the only CBD that I know of it is they can say that it the best way to get to know it is to try it. It is hard to describe. But wonderful. So go to see W hemp dot com slash weird and use promo code. Keep it crispy 19 show your support of the show and see how you like it and see how it makes you feel. I swear by it and love it. That's it. See now four minutes 25 seconds. Wow. Good job. See it. Largo. Oh, good. |
4:45.4 | 800 pound gorilla records dot com slash pt homes if you want to buy my exclusive secret LP that I'm only plugging on this podcast. And the meantime hope to see you one of the same chosen and joy Tony. Hell it's going to be under five minutes. Val's I get into it. Yeah. |
5:00.4 | People say that people guess that that's my fam. That's Ramdass. Do you know Ramdass is. That's weird. |
5:09.4 | Quote was above the bathroom. Yeah. Can I I'm not hearing myself. I'm not hearing myself. Not hearing myself. Not hearing myself. Not hearing myself. There I am. Thank you. Yeah, man. I use that. So are you going to get one that guy? You're going to get one man. The guy with the Tesla. I love it. You're going to get one. A Tesla. Yeah. You get one. Are you going to get sauna? Oh, a sauna. Yeah. I don't have a Tesla. |
5:38.4 | I was like, my wife has one. I feel guilty. A Tesla. I feel like that. Have one. No, I was thinking I was thinking about it because my friend uses it and she says that she really likes it. I don't really understand the purpose. Doesn't it? |
5:53.4 | Well, it's boring, but I'm almost done. It elevates your heart rate. So it is technically cardio and you're just sitting there. So that's what I like. Do you sweat? You sweat your balls off. |
6:06.4 | And should you feel hot because there's something about like people you don't feel hot. It's not like that. Like an infer this is boring infrared on this heat you up. It doesn't heat the air up. So it's not actually hot. |
6:18.4 | It's a sort of cooking you, but it's it's it's better in that way that it doesn't it's not as unpleasant as being in a very, very, very hot room as much as you're just like sort of sweating. I love it. You do love it. |
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