Well, I am never going away again.

Maybe I should, because I tell you, that was an amazing week for pro wrestling.

Also, my friends, it is I, Simon Miller, and yes, if you think Simon, you sound very weird today.

Somebody wrestling over the weekend may have been kneeed right in the mouth and my jaw came down,

I bit my tongue so hard and I'll kind of have a lisp.

So if I wasn't already ridiculous as a human being,

now I am struggling to speak. But nothing stops me because I am that G, whatever the

flub that means, but also AEW just gave us their revolution show. Well, in terms of shows

of the year, it's going to be in there. Let's up those downs. It also kicked off with MGF versus Hangman Adam Page, and if you are a die-hired ATW fan,

you should have been right into this.

It's like the OGs fighting each other, and they're in the main event.

Although here they kicked off the show.

You're right, I shouldn't be allowed to do this.

They just fought and fought as well because of course they did. They hate each other when MGF decided to thrust in the direction of Hangman Adam Page's face.

The Hangman was so mad, he came back, but then Maxwell spat at him. I was like, what the flub is going on?

Hangman then came back with all of the dives, including his amazing moonsault to the outside. That kind of rhymes, so it must be true.

When he also wanted to get the dead eye,

but MGF was like, no, I'm going to hit you with the heat seeker,

when actually Freeman did get hit with the dead eye, one, two, ooh.

I mean, I wrote it on a t-shirt, pro wrestling teas.com.

There was then another awesome near fall

when MGF was able to kick out of the Buckshot Lariat, because we were going to try and protect both guys here.

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