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Hello Internet, I'm your husband who's Travis McElroy.

And I'm your wife, host Theresa McElroy.

And you're listening to Schmanner's.

It's extraordinary etiquette.

For ordinary occasions, slow my dove.

Hello, dear.

There's a prolonged pause after I started recording

because I couldn't remember the first two words I said.

I wanted to say hello everyone, and I knew that wasn't it.

And I was like, what do I say?

And the answer is, hello Internet, how are you?

I am well.

Oh, good.

I have smelly hands.

That's how I am.

I sprayed some vitamins, some plant vitamins on my plants.

I put my hand, the first time I sprayed, put my hand behind the leaves,

so it wouldn't spray all over everything else.

Sprayed it, I was like, oh, this smells bad.

And I've washed my hands three times since then.

Question, did it say to spray on the leaves?

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