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Joel Osteen Podcast

Tongue Trouble | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.324K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2025

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Your words are setting the course for your future.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry.

0:06.1

If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend.

0:10.4

We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life.

0:14.3

God bless you. It's great to be with you today and I hope you'll stay connected with us during the week through our daily podcast, our YouTube

0:21.6

channel, social media, and you can come visit in person. We'd love to have you be a part of one of our

0:27.5

services. I'd like to start with something funny and I heard about this man he was out walking on the

0:32.9

beach. God said, son, you've been so faithful, I'm going to grant you one special wish.

0:38.4

He was so excited.

0:40.0

He said, God, I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm afraid to fly.

0:44.3

So my wish is that you'd build me a bridge across the ocean.

0:48.2

God said, son, that's impossible.

0:50.7

Think of the logistics of that.

0:52.5

Now take a moment and wish again.

0:54.7

The man thought about it and said,

0:56.0

okay, God, I've been married four times.

0:58.6

All my ex-wives say I'm so insensitive.

1:01.7

So my wish is that I would be able to understand a woman.

1:05.6

I want to know why they think like they think,

1:08.1

why they feel like they feel.

1:10.1

There was a long pause. God said, do you want

1:12.5

two lanes or four lanes on that bridge? This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it says

1:20.1

I have. I can do what it says I can do. Today I will be taught the word of God. I boldly confess,

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