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Distorted View Daily

Tone Deaf Temple Pilots

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2023

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Show: Try The Galileo Game IN PROGRESS: Introduction 0:00.000 Still Poz’ed Up With Covaids 2:55.058 Play The Galileo Video Game I’m Working On 5:48.715 Update From Pig Slave Norm! 7:56.792 Extreme Church Sermons 10:11.097 Master Lady Bits Licker / Idiot 14:30.315 Hungry For Mommy’s Milkers 17:44.832 A Painful Sounding Full Body Crush 18:38.414 Tone Deaf Temple Pilots 20:17.575 Making A Dying Boy’s Wish Come True: Sign Up For The Sideshow 23:52.687 The Pill That Shakes Your Poop Out […]

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0:00.0

Freaks, it's Friday, February 10th, 2023, coming up on the program today.

0:04.8

A new medication that will shake your problem turns loose.

0:07.9

Plus, one-you-tart shoots out big loads of pussy-nutting sperm, rubber banding your

0:13.1

pittits, and a job interview for the police department goes, the worst it can possibly go.

0:18.8

All coming up today!

0:43.1

You're crawling little babies dying, think all old people should be the nice, but how does it feel to be in love with some people?

0:55.1

Yeah, how does it feel to have a day's story for you?

1:01.2

If you're fucking fantastic, man, like only your pro-labs I've come, can all the people in

1:08.9

taking notes, or got the entry of your body, it's just like fresh pork, not making clues

1:19.8

smarter. Shaking babies to the brains are a partial wash, whoa!

1:30.7

Yeah, look my balls bounce. Dead babies, dead babies, fucking bouncing balls.

1:39.8

Checking your cat, come on man, you're a fuck toy when you're to get sorry after tuning in on Tuesdays and

1:47.1

up being scarred, you laugh that crazy at the people tune, you know, you really shouldn't

1:53.5

but you don't, you don't, that is a feel to be in love with some people.

2:00.0

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that is a feel to have a day's story for you.

2:07.2

If you're fucking fantastic, man, like only your pro-labs I've come, can all the people in

2:17.2

taking notes, or got the entry of your body, it's just like fresh pork, like making clues

2:27.9

smarter. Shaking babies to the brains are a partial wash, whoa!

2:38.1

It's the distorted view show with Tim Hanson.

2:41.6

I'm going to touch the feces and masturbate with it.

2:46.7

I'm a sucker for other people's pain.

2:48.5

Christian now fears his flatulence.

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