Guys, I don't do well in the sun.

Did you know that?

Can you imagine me in the sun?

No, I can only imagine you dancing in the moonlight.

And that's my own sort of stuff that I'm on.

Frolicking.

Yeah.

I took my family to Puerto Rico over spring break when I was out from the besties.

And I had a lovely time.

It was fantastic. Yeah. But I think they might have called me the chupacro when I was there because it did, my skin did not look like a human being's skin after about a day. What did it? I mean, what happened to it? Because I usually it just turns red for me if I get too much on it, but does yours do sort of something different?

I mean, there's redness. It starts with red. Okay. Did you take proper precautions? That's my first question. So it turns out 30 SPF was not enough. Oh my God. For your alabaster porcelain skin, no way, dude.

I had 30 lying around. I don't even know how you convert SPF to RPF, first of all. There's like, there's another chart that you got to do. The numbers don't even work the same way. It's like Celsius. I will say on the third day, it looked more like a plaid than anything. Okay. Which is not good. And now I'm just shedding into my new evolution.

Who knows what I'm going to be next?

That's cool.

It's like species.

Dude, what if a different rush shows up next week,

Juice?

And it's like, and his name will be like,

Rustar.

And it'll be like bigger and stronger and cooler.

Mm-hmm.

Sunglasses?

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