I slave over a hot microphone all day.

Come home to this.

I slave over of 30 minutes of Windows updates.

You can at least say, all right, Ethan, let's get started instead of...

All right, Ethan, let's get started.

Thank you.

Goodness.

Welcome to The Crunch, Episode 53.

It is your boy, Ethan, aka.

At Proposal.

And I'm Patrick at Catholic Pat.

Patrick, do you know who we got on the call with us today?

Whom we got?

We've got the King of Catholic Twitter, the Catholic hipster himself, the guy that kind of wrote a book, Tommy Ty. Yes, hello. And do you have like a director's thing where you like do the cut thing? Is that what that was? That was my hands. Oh, wow. I was just a clap. But I should get one of those. That'd be so funny, because it's just, it's an audio podcast, so no one would see it. And it would just be me in my room going, you could like, you could like show me the slate and that's what it's called, by the way. That's my communications degree at work. No, it's called the thing that goes, it's the director thing that goes, that's the name.

You could show me the slate and it would be the crunch episode blank and you could like write something funny on it.

Take 5007. So you want me to buy a potentially a 30 plus dollar object for a goof between you and me?

Yes. No. I expect you to commit to this. Am I the only one who commits to this relationship? This is terrible. Yeah. Yes is the answer. When you asked me if I was setting up this morning and I said almost I was still in bed. I know you were. I'm a bad podcast host. Tommy, how are you? I'm doing well.

How are you guys?

Fabulous.

It's a little bit early.

I know you're used to being up this early with your children and your blueberry cranberry rolls or whatever it is that you make.

We're here.

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