The Welcome back to Crepecast. Today we are doing a listener submission. I've been seeing this pop up a lot. It's called Tommy Taffy and here's the funny thing about that.

We've never read this one before I've never heard of it. I had to go through about three 18 and up prompts

to even see text for this story so I just want to say you know that that's your that's your warning I guess I don't know what I'm supposed to say I told you I've never heard this story before I could be a line and the number of

18 plus warnings would indicate something I would lie about so keep that in mind

as we get into it also hi everyone all I see here is it's just

on our slash no sleep it just says his name was Tommy Taffy I don't even want to do any little preamble. I just kind of want to dive in

I have no idea what it says at the beginning. There's a link to another story

That when I click on it also gives me an 18 up warning

So good I'd I it also gives me an 18 up warning. It says some of you may read my son's account so maybe

the son's account is like the same story from their perspective or something.

I don't know. I also will say that the audience has been batting 0 for 0 so far.

They've all sucked.

So we'll see if you all keep up that. I also want to mention

that in the last episode upon watching the upload a lot of my impeccable Jeff Goldblum impression was cut from the final level and I equate that to the

burning of the library of Alexandria. I think that is perfect art that should not be tampered with so this is your

warning I am going to insert it into any location I can't through this story

and make it impossible for the editor to catch all of them okay?

Because I'm mad and will continue to be mad.

Yeah, I people will talk of the deletion of the Jeff Goldblum impression much like Greeks wearing

to like robes talked about the burning of Alexandria it will it'll have that

infamy I think there were literally like of Just be going could be a dead child.

Can be a dead child.

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