Tommy Ryman likes dogs of all sizes but prefers his blocks very small - #2785

Tom Barnard Podcast

News, Comedy

4.6 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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You know how the Lowry tunnel is a major slowdown on a good day? Have you ever wondered how slow it would be if a semi truck wrapped itself around the divider wall? Wonder no more! Simply visit today and see for yourself. Then when you're done, why not visit Tommy at Laugh Camp tonight and tomorrow? Go see both to make sure you don't miss anything.

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0:00.0	We are.
0:02.3	If you want headphones, you can put them on.
0:04.1	We are alive.
0:10.0	And here we go.
0:15.5	Welcome to the Tom Bernard podcast with the family with co-host Catherine Brandt.
0:23.8	Alex Brant-Bernard Rassison.
0:25.3	Andy Brant-Bernard.
0:26.7	And if you hear a bunch of noise in the background, it's because Sage and Funner in here.
0:32.0	That would be why.
0:32.8	And they're going to be here almost every single day.
0:36.3	And second.
0:38.3	And second. I have to give them a soccer ball to kick in the hallways.
0:41.3	I have brought lots of activities for them to do.
0:44.3	Starting Monday, they have to read 20 minutes a day and finish pages of their workbook.
0:48.3	They've got stuff they're going to be doing.
0:50.3	All the fun stuff.
0:51.3	Homework.
0:52.3	All the stuff. One minute. I'm just kidding. One second. Homework. All this stuff. One minute.
0:55.1	I'm just kidding.
0:56.0	One second.
0:57.7	Okay.
0:58.3	Well, the first story that popped up today for me was head of violence interruption
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