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🗓️ 28 June 2022
⏱️ 50 minutes
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0:00.0 | So it's five minutes before the bus to camp is about to pull. |
0:09.6 | I can actually hear it's early. |
0:10.8 | I can hear the screeching of the bus. |
0:13.2 | The worst feeling. |
0:14.9 | When the bus screech is just outside your door and you're not ready. |
0:19.5 | No. |
0:20.3 | So well, I'm on schedule, but I reach for the arm-war. |
0:27.6 | And I look down and I realize I'm |
0:29.2 | completely out of pomade. |
0:34.0 | And so now I'm about to show up at camp for all of camp, by the way, with no pomade. |
0:38.2 | And they don't sell that at the little camp commas. |
0:41.9 | No, no. |
0:44.0 | And they're going to shoot arrows at me. |
0:47.4 | They're going to do like the shoot the little rifle at me, the little like 22. |
0:55.0 | They're going to capture the flag me. |
0:57.9 | Oh, buddy. |
0:58.9 | They're going to wrap you up in bed sheets, tie your hands and feet together, put you |
1:03.2 | on a canoe and push you out into the middle of the water. |
1:06.7 | Yes. |
1:07.7 | I mean, like this is everything I feared about camp is showing up with no pomade. |
1:13.4 | So I go to the fridge. |
1:15.5 | I start juicing different things. |
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