Tommy McNamara and Tom Thakkar have never seen Eyes Wide Shut [FIXED]

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Starburns Audio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 677 Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2019

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Tommy McNamara and Tom Thakkar have never seen Eyes Wide Shut! They rewrite it, and we read their insanely ridiculous script. We play before and afters, record-breaking character card head, talk Movie Shame Bracket, and more! This episode is so so funny, I’m excited for you to hear it. And Los Angeles! We have another LIVE SHOW LA! Thursday, June 27 at Dynasty Typewriter. Please get tickets now at dynastytypewriter.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:13.4	Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.
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