Ahri Findling has never seen The Passion of the Christ

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Starburns Audio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 677 Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2019

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Ahri Findling has never seen The Passion of the Christ! He rewrote it, and we read his script in studio, with help from his brother Noah Findling. We talk Movie Shame Bracket, play Before and Afters, Character Card Head, and more. And over on Stitcher Premium (use code STARBURNS for 30 days free), we read a Breaking Bad script written and sent in by a 14-year-old listener. Also: Los Angeles! We have another LIVE SHOW LA! Thursday, June 27 at Dynasty Typewriter. Please get tickets now at dynastytypewriter.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:09.2	Oh, how many stages? Well, there's the pre-interview, working chemistry, the actual interview,
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0:30.0	In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen.
0:38.6	This is Never Seen It.
0:43.3	Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.
0:49.5	Hey everybody, it's Kyle on today's episode of Never Seen It.
0:53.0	I have the very funny, Ari Fendling, a good friend of mine in town from New York.
0:57.5	Ari has never seen The Passion of the Christ.
1:00.7	So he wrote that.
1:01.8	We read his script.
1:03.1	It's so fun.
1:04.0	You're going to love it.
1:05.0	I'm excited for want to check it out, Ari has a show June 24th at Stand Up New York called Fishbowl that he puts on and it's going to be a great show with funny people on there.
1:15.2	If you're in L.A., we have a live, never seen it show June 27th at Dynasty Typewriter.
1:20.7	Tickets are at Dynasty Typewriter.com.
1:22.9	This episode is so great.
1:24.3	We're also joined by Noah Findling, who is Ari's brother, also very funny,
1:28.0	and it's a great episode. The whole thing's the best. I'm trying to not say so funny anymore
1:33.6	because people keep calling me out for that, but I do think things are fun. So fun. It's a great
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