Ho, ho, ho.

Santa's a fraud and you're a bleephole.

Good afternoon.

So I'm going to tell you a little story how a man named Tommy Cutlets and his hit man agent have ruined my life and made yours. I mean first of all none of this has to do with you lions fan I'm happy for you guys I'm happy that you get a little relief

Packers losing makes your life a little easier we can calm down a little bit about the division we We'll get to the lions later, but no we need to have a discussion because first of all the man to my left is a bad actor

Supposedly a friend supposedly a respected co-worker, and he did the worst thing you can do.

When you know someone has just suffered an emotional loss in sports, you know what you don't

do? You don't text them. You don't get

cute. You don't get pithy. You just don't do anything. You don't. I don't care.

text somebody else. Do whatever you want. Don't text me.

Don't do that. So that was one. Oh that's one.

But I have to ask a question because this happens from time to time.

And I don't mean from bought and paid writers or idiot fans who don't understand the value of draft capital.

No, those people are just helpless.

They can't do anything else.

Either they're owned or they're brainless,

or a combination of both.

But see, what took place last night.

David just got cute. That's one for you. And Kenny, well, I wish death upon one of his favorite players.

So that's one for you.

What took place last night, I don't think it makes me a bad fan.

The New York football giant started the year 2 and 8.

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