Tom versus the Flash number 304 or you have died of dysentery.

Welcome back to the Flash number 304, the December 1981 issue feature cover,

pencil by Carmen Infantino and inked by Bob Smith.

The entire issue is edited by Mike W. Barr, our first story, and this issue is one More Blip, and You're Dead, written by Carrie Bates, pencil by Carmen and

Fantino, inked by Bob Smith, Costanza, letter, and Gene DeAngelo doing the

colors. That's fun. It's so much fun. Video games. Toys. Always with the toys. We

begin. It involves toys at the Utopia Tower,

singles in Terming Camp where there's a birthday party for Barry Allen's next door neighbor, Max,

son Troy, Fiona Webb is there, Barry's there, Max there, there smoking a pipe. They've had

the cake. Everyone's brought gifts for Troy, who apparently does not have friends, his own age, just these lonely single people

who care so much about him. When you're raised around so many lonely people in the DC universe,

you're going to end up rolling with a rough crowd. You're going to be out on the streets with

bandanas and ripped t-shirts, just threatening people everywhere. It's what happens.

You've got to take the single

people and put them off to the side. Barry, being great at shopping for kids, has got Troy, the

hottest new toy in town, the Captain Computron. It's some sort of video game toy thing that

stretches kids' minds and dicks as it says to expand the capabilities

of any minds it looks like simon that thing where you got to match the pattern i guess is what it does

it doesn't really it never really shows exactly what it does but troy is extremely excited and

it seems like captain computron has been selling millions and millions

of copies of it. It's huge. Wiggins Toy Company is going through the roof because of this.

Now, you might be familiar with Wiggins toy company owned by Wiggins. It's the same company

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