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Tom vs. the Flash #115 - The Day The Flash Weighed 1000 Pounds!/ The Elongated Man's Secret Weapon!

Tom vs. Comics

Thomas Katers

Arts, Visual Arts, Books

4.9575 Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2008

⏱️ 22 minutes

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The Day The Flash Weighed 1000 Pounds!/ The Elongated Man's Secret Weapon!


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I LOVE ALL CAPS

MUSIC  BY DEXY'S MIDNIGHT RUNNERS

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0:00.0

Tom versus the Flash number 115 or, why yes, I am a regionally famous assistant side show manager.

0:08.7

Welcome back to the Flash number 115, the September 1960 issue,

0:14.1

featuring a cover pounseled by Carmen Inventino and inked by Joe Giella.

0:18.8

Our first story in this issue is The Day Flash weighed 1,000 pounds,

0:25.6

written by John Broome, pencils by Carmen Infantino,

0:29.0

and inked by Joe Giella, edited, of course, by Julie Schwartz.

0:32.6

We open in my favorite fictional city, really guerrilla city, in the middle of Africa, where a glass case

0:41.0

encloses the Flashes foe Grod. This case has been specially designed by Solivar, chief of the good

0:48.4

guerrillas of Gila City and the Flash to keep Grod under wraps because Grod breaks out anytime he can get. And he realizes this.

0:57.2

You see Grod inside the glass cage saying, I can't get out of here. But he's got one move left in him.

1:03.0

See, what he's done is, and his furry hand, he holds a pill. A pill he created from chemicals

1:10.3

in the very ground beneath him.

1:11.9

He loves his farmies. This is something we've learned. Remember when he came to Central

1:18.4

City and built a giant factory to create one pill? Well, he's managed to scrounge up chemicals

1:22.9

from the ground. Somehow, who knows? Force of mind, force of will. Create a create a pill and you see what this pill is

1:29.7

going to do is it's going to make his body die it's going to cause his body to just fall apart he's just

1:35.6

going to drop dead but his mind will transfer to another living creature somewhere in the earth

1:41.8

anywhere anywhere on the earth there could be a fish on the earth. There could be a fish,

1:45.4

it could be a tiger, it could be me, it could be you, it could be the flash, it could be a prisoner. It could be another ape. It could be Solivar, who knows? And it's a big gamble. I mean, he ends up a fish. He's just pretty much going to be stuck a fish. So, Grodd knows what he's doing, though. I mean, he has to do something.

2:02.4

Someone like, God, you can't stay in a glass case,

2:04.3

wherever, you can't stay in a glass case forever. You can't put a rainbow in a jar like that. He takes the pill, collapses to the ground. The guard's run in. It's not one of those. Oh, I feel sick, boys. He's really dead. They bring Solvars. Salivar checks, as Paul says, well, God's dead. I should tell the Flash. The Flash is always worried about what's up with

2:20.0

God. So Solvar returns to his office and in my favorite panel, he gets out his little black

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