Tom Segura | Not Today, Pal Ep. 09

Not Today, Pal with Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler

YMH Studios

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 966 Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2023

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

This week Rob and Jamie welcome their second guest to the show, the Godfather of YMH, Tom Segura. Tom kicks off the show by poking at Rob's weird eating habits. Nonetheless, Rob divulges where the real New Yorkers go for their pizza and his thoughts on why ramen is a scam. Tom and Jamie get a little insight into what goes down at the poker table via Rob's YouTube algorithm. Tom shares his Chinese food order, road food stories, and his writing process with Rob and Jamie. After a quick debate from The Cup, Jamie wraps up the show by telling Tom about her proposition for a poop transplant. https://www.instagram.com/jamielynnsigler/ https://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I like chicks but every once in a while I'll jerk a guy off.
0:03.0	That's right. Right.
0:04.0	What if you just have your husband pile drive you and shit in your ass?
0:06.0	What? It's like someone gives their kidney.
0:09.0	Just give me your poop.
0:10.0	Not the day cow.
0:12.0	Your phone. Today, our second guess Mr. Tom's a guy,
0:13.0	for a rat suit, try to get a battery.
0:17.0	Our second guess Mr. Tom Segura.
0:22.0	Hey, what's up buddy.
0:23.5	Hey, thanks for having me.
0:24.7	Thanks for being here.
0:25.9	This is, we're talking about a lot of cool stuff before.
0:28.0	Yeah, we were talking about cool stuff.
0:29.7	Yeah, we were talking about cool stuff. Yeah, you had a very cool story that you shared about an old friend.
0:33.4	Listen, we all have our stories.
0:35.4	Yeah, we do.
0:36.1	I, uh, yeah, I have something else cool to show you, which is just a little appertive
0:40.4	to get us going.
0:41.8	This is, um... I love when you kick it off like this yeah have you
0:44.9	today by the way no I never once a day so I never what's the window
0:48.5	usually like five o'clock and then how Jamie how long is the window like two to three hours a
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