Tom Segura (Comedian)

The Smoking Tire

Zack Klapman, Matt Farah

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4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2020

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Tom Segura is stand-up comedian known for his hilarious Netflix specials "Completely Normal, "Mostly Stories" and his latest, "Ball Hog". Check out his excellent the podcast he hosts with his wife (comedian Christina Pazsitzky) called "Your Mom's House".https://tomsegura.com/ FIGHT your ticket!fight.offtherecord.com/tstFollow us!T: @thesmokingtire @zackklapmanIG: @thesmokingtire @fakezackklapman Watch the show!: https://youtu.be/2rLn8tCkw44

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0:00.0	What up everybody welcome to the Smoking Tire Podcast.
0:03.5	This episode is brought to you by off the record.
0:05.9	Listen, getting pulled over sucks,
0:08.8	getting sitting on the side of the road,
0:10.8	the lights flashing in your eyes,
0:12.5	the whole deal, that's all terrible.
0:14.7	The ticket, even worse, what's worse than that?
0:17.8	The insurance premiums, it goes crazy.
0:21.5	One basic ticket can compound itself over a period of years.
0:25.9	And if you have an expensive car or multiple cars,
0:29.7	that is a, it's a good double whammy every time
0:32.8	because it costs you more to ensure all your cars
0:35.2	because you got that ticket.
0:37.0	Listen, do you know why that racket works so well for them?
0:41.3	Because most people don't fight their tickets.
0:43.9	Don't be those people, be smart.
0:46.2	Always fight your tickets.
0:48.3	That is where off the record comes in.
0:51.0	Off the record is a service that helps you get in touch
0:54.2	with a qualified attorney to fight your ticket
0:57.1	or misdemeanor on your behalf.
0:59.7	You don't have to go to court or anything.
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