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Welcome to What You're Gonna Love Me.

The podcast where we open the eyes, the ears, and the hearts of anyone who has judged or been judged.

Well, hopefully. I'm your host, Katie Maloney.

All right. Hello, everyone. Welcome to a new episode.

Today I have on my boba, my lover, and my best friend.

That's right. Tom Schwartz is in the house.

Hi. Finally.

Finally. Yeah. It's only just begun.

Yeah, I know. It's also fresh and new and exciting. Anything is possible.

Well, I guess I've been talking about it to you for a really long time.

So maybe that's why it feels like finally to you, but still new to everyone else.

But I was trying to think I think I wanted to talk to you about, but I feel like I know you so well.

So I went to the Instagram and I feel there's some questions.

Well, hold on. Before we get there, let's just...

I'm like there. First of all, I'm the host.

I know. I like to pivot a lot. I might take control a few times, but...

I'm not jumping right into the questions, by the way. So you, I'm just saying...

Let's paint a picture for your listeners right now. What are you looking at?

I'm going to tell them what I did this morning.

I walked into the bathroom. I was feeling courageous and I took the clippers and I decided to try and

get myself a fade. And to give you an idea of what I'd look like now, if you've ever seen

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